Penjor "Hey I am coming to Bali, can you recommend me things to do?" I got that question a lot. I get it, I live in Bali so people would think that I master everything about Bali. Well... 50:50. I happened to travel around Bali since 2017. So it wasn't wrong to assume me knowing Bali. But I am also a lazy traveler so I don't always do many things in one place. That is why we will call this a rough guide to Bali. First thing first, define your style of traveling. Because we all know that Bali is an island. Not a city. So it is quite big, you know. You can not explore all of it in two weeks. Well you might be able to do so, but probably not immersing enough of it. So... what is your style of traveling? Bali offers you some cultures, quiet normal life, party hotspots, quiet beaches, busy beaches, temples, and so on. Mt Batur West part of Bali (Canggu, Seminyak, Kuta) If you enjoy partying, you might want to spend your time more in the west part of Bali like Canggu, ...
Terlalu banyak obrolan konyol antara aku dan HJ kalo kita ketemu. I just want to put it here 😌
SD
Ceritanya HJ lagi balik ke Kandahar. Rute penerbangannya Surabaya - Jakarta - Dubai - Kabul - Kandahar. Sebegitu panjangnya dan perlu waktu sekitar 2 - 3 hari. Dan selalu dong aku absen ya.
'Hun, arrived?'
'Yea ... on the way to SD now'
'SD? Sekolah dasar a?'
'No!! Sub Delegation!! 😂😂😂'
Ya mana gue tau kalo SD itu sub delegation ya 😏😑
Dong
Dia lagi belajar bahasa Indonesia akhir-akhir ini. Kita lagi ngobrolin soal apa gitu yang ujung-ujungnya ngomong khawatir.
'Dont worry about it hun. It's ok it's fine'
'Hemm but worry hun.. I am worry hun..'
'It's ok'
'You dong!'
Lahh tadinya agak sendu jadi ngakak kok tiba-tiba ngomong dong sih nih anak. Ini antara beneran dong apa dia tipo maunya nulis dont sih 😭
'Ok, love you'
'Love you love you love you dongku' 😂😂
Mas
'Oke mas'
'HUN!!! I am not your mas! I am your fiance'
Omegot sante aja mas, nggak usah emosi. Orang juga tau aku nggak punya mas 😂😂
Haram
'Yea that's why dont eat that. Babi is haram you know'
'What? Babi is haram? nooooooooooooooooooo no hun it is halal'
'Hey!!!! Babi hun babiiii. Babi is pork'
'Ohhh.. I thought it is Baby is haram 😂😂😂'
'😒😑😒'
Plis Deh
Kebiasaanku kalo nulis please kepanjangan ya, seringnya nulis pls aja, atau plis. Eh kok ya ditiru sama dia, tapi nggak pas obrolannya. Ujung-ujungnya pas nggak pas udah pokoknya taro aja deh itu kata. Kemaren lagi bahas soal resign, kapan juga hari terakhir kerjanya :
'Yes hunm, I submit the resignation already. The last working day will be next month and everyone knows now'
'ohh.. hmm cute photo plis deh'
ini dapet ilham dari mana sih tiba-tiba plis deh 😒😂
Surabaya - Jakarta - Dubai - Kabul - Kandahar.
ReplyDeletesepanjang jalan kenangan....
plis mbak, ojok dicampur dong dong dong
Sepanjang jalan kenangan kita slalu bergandeng tangaaaannnn hahaa
DeleteSori ya mas, kebawa HJ juga jadi sering mix ngomongnya. Kayak kopi yg mix gitu dah haha
Aku justru tidak paham sekali dengan bahasa ingris, Mungkin karena lulusan SD, Sub Delegation :)
ReplyDeleteHuhaahhaah lulusan sub delegation 🙈😂😂
DeleteSstt jangan kenceng-kenceng :D
Deletekalo aku guru sd nya apa mesti di sebut sub delegation yah ??? hahahah
ReplyDeleteHahahaha guru sub delegation ya
DeleteOrang mana sih mas dongku? Kocak amat 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYa ya ya, babi is haram, tapi baby is halal after akad.hahaaaa *ngaco*
Hahahah orang londo mbak
DeleteSok sok an gitu kalo belajar bhasa indonesia padahal ngawur dah smuanya
Halal abis akad ahiiiwwww 💃🏼💃🏼
Lihat mas nya, jadi gagal paham saya.
ReplyDeleteLho mas aku kok takut kalo kamu malah liat si mas 😂😂
DeleteHuaaaah, lucu yhahahah. Yang 'Please deh' itu pernah aku alami pas lagi ngobrol sama temenku yang juga lagi belajar bahasa indonesia, kebiasaan suka ngucapin kata 'Please deh' dia juga ikut-ikutan pake 'Please DEH' kata 'DEH-nya' itu loh dipake terus. Okay deh. Thanks deh. Hahahaduh
ReplyDeleteIya nov skalinya dia tau, dipake dipasang2in sama apapun. Jadi skrg lagi doyan ngomong 'deh' sama 'dong'
DeletePusyiangg eike