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Rough Guide to Bali

Penjor "Hey I am coming to Bali, can you recommend me things to do?" I got that question a lot. I get it, I live in Bali so people would think that I master everything about Bali. Well... 50:50. I happened to travel around Bali since 2017. So it wasn't wrong to assume me knowing Bali. But I am also a lazy traveler so I don't always do many things in one place.  That is why we will call this a rough guide to Bali.  First thing first, define your style of traveling. Because we all know that Bali is an island. Not a city. So it is quite big, you know. You can not explore all of it in two weeks. Well you might be able to do so, but probably not immersing enough of it.  So... what is your style of traveling? Bali offers you some cultures, quiet normal life, party hotspots, quiet beaches, busy beaches, temples, and so on.  Mt Batur West part of Bali (Canggu, Seminyak, Kuta) If you enjoy partying, you might want to spend your time more in the west part of Bali like Canggu, ...

Lupa nama

'Mba Riesssssss........ itu tuh Pak Budi lagi fotokopi. katanya pengen tau wajahnya Pak Budi, cepetan liat keburu pergi orangnya'
'Pak Budi siapa?'
'Hadehh itu lho yang contact center'
'PAK BAYUUUUUUUU kaliiiiii!!!!!!!!'
'Mulai kapan namanya ganti?????????'


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'Besok acara buber aku boleh ya bawa pacarku? dia khawatir kalo ntar tiba-tiba pulang kemaleman'
'Ya boleh lahhh kan skalian kenalin ke kita yang liar ini. Tapi dijaga lho yaaa Mas Pram-nya dari keganasan pejantan disini macem Adi sama Fachrul'
'Mas Pram?'
'Iye pacar kamu Mas Pram kan???'
'Mas PRIM prissssssss. Namanya PRIMAAAAAAAAA'
'Oohh.. udah ganti ya kemaren???'


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'sayang, kucing kamu itu siapa tuh namanya?? Rose sama Boris ya?'
'Rosa sayang'
'Ahhhhh ya ya ya' karena Rose menurutku lebih terdengar bule daripada Rosa

Jangankan nama kucing pacar, nama kucing sendiri aja sering ketuker sama nama adek. Supposed to call my cat Miki, but I call him Cimi (my lil sister nickname)


nginget nama fam-nya mas pacar sendiri aja susah-susah gampang. tapi itu duluuuuu hehehehe

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